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Hi, we’re Loczniki!
We're Nicki and Loczek, a Polish dance duo known for our viral NPC-style performances.
We create surreal, game-inspired movement pieces that have taken off on TikTok, Instagram, and beyond.
And now, we’re dropping our first official merch – check it out and join us as an NPC.




















Preorder: Skip the Tutorial
For those who jump in headfirst and figure it out later. This oversized tee, crafted locally in Poland, features a black-on-white print with the phrase: “I skipped the tutorial so I have no idea what I should do here.” Made from premium materials, it’s designed for ultimate comfort and durability, perfect for anyone navigating life’s unexpected scenarios.




















Preorder: Strike a T-Pose
A sleek nod to the iconic T-pose, symbolizing confidence in any digital realm. This oversized tee is made in Poland with top-quality fabrics and features a clean white-on-black print. Comfortable, durable, and quite cool, it’s a subtle shoutout to the NPC trend and gaming culture for which Loczniki are known.
Courses
Learn the art of controlled NPC'ness with our riginal video courses. In these guides we break down how we move, practice, and think about NPC-style dancing. They're the perfect tool to help you get started performing.
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